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[Intro: H-Bass] Alright, papers out guys Uh, this battle, wait? What's happening Ah jeez, H-Bass and the Kosby Kids I Be Dopeness! Disaster Thursday, guys! Jeez, didn't read the book Swagging out! 2012! This shit's gonna suck! Here we go! Fuck! [Verse 1: H-Bass] I call my motherfucking dick, Aggie's Bicycles It'll bring out your best I roll with a tight crew, Sausagefest Young L swag, I'm a living buffoon I'll fuck 80's chicks, gag'em with more then just spoons Mouth on the move, her gag reflex removed Dr. Dick Delaware to the operating room Yet again, I'm getting head at Bennagains's Coulda buttfucked at a Fudd Ruck's but then again The adrenaline, play my dick like a clarinet She said, your Tamegotchi pets have got me wet I'll pour it on a like raspberry vinaigrette Then snort a line of coke off a Land Before Time cassette I'm dangerous, cause safe sex ain't great sex I keep my bros before hoes, Homie ho stay sex So when it comes to latex, I'm nameless And watch the tax cuts start growing on my pay checks [Hook:] Geez, now man the fuck up And rubbers are for sucker so just shut the fuck up Acting like a bitch when your bitch needs plowed Reach for the stars, Raw Dog No Pull Out And that's A lesson from Coach Bright If your gonna fuck a bitch, you better fuck a bitch right Acting like a bitch when your bitch needs plowed Reach for the stars, Raw Dog No Pull Out [Verse 2: Dr. Delaware.] Deep fried pussy, Raising my Cane's! Fucked her doggy style, is that a Great Dane? Racks on black girls, called it collard greens Coke lines on my coke lines, straight up Charlie Sheen Clogging up toliets, Sorry For Party Rocking Fucked Mrs. Claus on Christmas, stuffed that stocking Pussy so cold, decided to fuck a Hot Pocket Less things to flick cause I ain't playing Bop-It She said "Don't Stop Believing" minus the believing part Princess Peach giving me road dome, Super Mario Kart Ask Kenan & Kel, cause I'm all that Call my dick Adele cause it's uncomfortable fat Killing my spouse, Power of Attorney Limp during sex, Weekend at Bernie's Ru Paul's Drag Race, getting real catty Raw Dog No Pull Out, Don't Wake Daddy! [HooK] [Breakdown: H-Bass] Fuck the inventor of Ribbed For Her Pleasure Viva la Bareback, let's scream it all together Reading abstinent pamphlets while popping her cherry 23 bitches on my dick, Jim Carrey Shout out to the team, got 50 dudes with me Ice cream socials turn to gangbangs quickly Raw Dog No Pull Out, that's the motherfucking anthem Gotta catch all STD's, Danny Phantom [Verse 3: MC Littlefoot] Take a break from jerking to give this rap game a spit Bend a bitch over and give her butthole a lick Toss so many salads, motherfucking Olive Garden My sex life is a Metapod, just struggle and harden Poon tang ain't poon tang, if it ain't got stank Win the Double Dare challenge, I'll Gak on your face Jerking my gherkin, I'm the motherfucking dungeon master Call me Colonel Sanders, chicken choking disaster My bean flicks are the sloppiest, my observations always obvious Jerking off the President, I'm the sexiest lobbyist Dad took me to the gloryhole, oops I mean baseball game Just spilt, hide my head in shame Only buy Magnums so I have room to pee Fuck you, Mom. I just gotta be me Screaming "Patti Mayonaise" while I'm blowing my load "Kahloo koo koo" I'm just hunting for Nematoads [Hook]